BREAKING
☠ AI discovers humans are unpredictable (shocker) ☠ Experts recommend ignoring experts ☠ Government announces new plan to fix all previous plans ☠ Scientific study confirms scientific studies are confusing ☠ Weather changes, but weather complaints stay the same ☠ Survey reveals 100% of respondents lie in surveys ☠ New social media promises not to sell your data (for now)
July 5, 2026