BREAKING
☠ Government announces new plan to fix all previous plans ☠ AI discovers humans are unpredictable (shocker) ☠ Scientific study confirms scientific studies are confusing ☠ Survey reveals 100% of respondents lie in surveys ☠ New social media promises not to sell your data (for now) ☠ Weather changes, but weather complaints stay the same ☠ Experts recommend ignoring experts
September 4, 2026

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