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☠ Weather changes, but weather complaints stay the same ☠ New social media promises not to sell your data (for now) ☠ Experts recommend ignoring experts ☠ Government announces new plan to fix all previous plans ☠ Scientific study confirms scientific studies are confusing ☠ Survey reveals 100% of respondents lie in surveys ☠ AI discovers humans are unpredictable (shocker)
July 5, 2026

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